Heard It All Before

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before,
Got a girlfriend in a coma and heaven knows I'm miserable now,
They say say hers is a light that will never go out,
But I'm meeting her at the cemetry gates.

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me,
But I never had no one ever.

What difference does it make if big mouth has struck again?
I never cheated on Shakespeare's sister.

Don't panic.
The boy only had a thorn in his side.
William, It was really nothing.

Ask if we can reel around the fountain with this charming man.

Sheila tried to take a bow.
But she started something she couldn't finish.
But some girls are bigger than others.

There's a vicar in a tutu.
But that joke isn't funny anymore.
I know it's over...