Godiva's Town

Where the fuck are you?!
Where the fucking hell are you?!
I'm standing here in the freezing cold,
chaining my lungs out ans stomping my feet.

Where the fuck are you?!
Where the fucking?! Fuck are you?!
I've been waiting twenty minutes and I've thrown away the receipt.

For fucks sake!
Where the fuck are you?!
Where the fucking hell are you?!
I've been stood up in the arctic blizzard
Abandoned in Godiva's town.

Getting On

Saw your number stuck in a telephone box
Called you up as the card said you love sucking cocks
Mature and experienced was wat I was looking for
Not sags and bags and a buss pass

5 for a cuddle
10 for a handjob
20 for a bj
and 50 for all the way

Whips and chains and varicose veins
and unsavoury trouser stains
Whips and chains and varicose veins
and unsavoury trouser stains
a glass eye and dentures and severe back pains
Whips and chains and varicose veins
and unsavoury trouser stains
a glass eye and dentures and severe back pains
and a small pension and a flacid phallus
These whips, chains and varicose veins