Getting On

Saw your number stuck in a telephone box
Called you up as the card said you love sucking cocks
Mature and experienced was wat I was looking for
Not sags and bags and a buss pass

5 for a cuddle
10 for a handjob
20 for a bj
and 50 for all the way

Whips and chains and varicose veins
and unsavoury trouser stains
Whips and chains and varicose veins
and unsavoury trouser stains
a glass eye and dentures and severe back pains
Whips and chains and varicose veins
and unsavoury trouser stains
a glass eye and dentures and severe back pains
and a small pension and a flacid phallus
These whips, chains and varicose veins