You can't say fuck on Countdown.
There'd be public outrage,
Old biddy's erratically scribbling angry letters due to the picture that couldn't be erased.
You can't say fuck on Countdown.
Society would collapse,
There'd be riots on the streets and the knights would be called to arms.
You can't say fuck on Countdown.
Curse words would lose all meaning,
To say fuck cunt cunt or nigger,
Would be attributed as idle twitter.
You can't say fuck on Countdown,
Its' all down to that bastard Brown's broken Britain.
To say fuck on Countdown is to fuck God.
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its not a problem if the london underground gets bombed,
ReplyDeletejust don't hurt our daytime television